Fabulous Spring Coat

Goodwill. You rock. You gave me this:

Teal. Silky. Trenchy. $7.

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

I just need the hat. And, ok, so it's not red... but it has pleats!

Doesn't it go great with that shirt (also from Goodwill)?

I heart you and your little sleeve belts you beautiful spring coat. You can live with me forever. The end.