Don't Put Me In A Hamster Ball

As I trip over a cord in the front of the class for the second time...

Ham: You are trying to give us all heart attacks. That's it! We're getting you a giant hamster ball!

Me: *raised eyebrow* Are you calling me a hamster?

Ham: It would be cute! You could roll around the classroom in your little hamster ball and be perfectly safe while teaching!

Me: I'll keep it in mind...